Actor and TV producer Scott Baio announced today that, to show support for presidential candidate Donald Trump, he too will refuse to submit his tax returns to the media.
"Ever since 'Joanie Loves Chachi' [some sort of TV show from the past] people have been on my case to run for public office," said Baio. "But now I'm all-in for Trump, baby."
"That's why none of you liberal commies are getting a peak at my [tax] returns. No way!"
"Trump! Trump! Trump!" added Baio.
When asked to comment, the IRS simply stated that while Mr. Baio's intention to withhold disclosure is his personal right, he "has little to hide" as the returns "really aren't too exciting, except for that time after 'See Dad Run' [some other TV show] flopped when Mr. Baio apparently felt the need to itemize his purchases from Goodwill and to declare $420 in Kleenex as a business expense."
Mr. Trump could not be reached for comment, but a member of his campaign team took the opportunity to call Baio a "loser".
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