Is that supposed to be a q? Yours is a g. Let me show you the difference. Yes. Because they're different letters. And you need a u after the q. Yes, every time.
Ok, let me take a look. Ok.. hmm.. um.. no, it shouldn't have an apostrophe. Why? Well, words that are apostrophe s indicate that something is, so.. it is marker? No. And fix the there in the next line. Why? Because it's wrong. You want the possessive. Yes. Different spelling. To indicate possessiveness. Yes. Fix it, please, then come show me your corrected paragraph.
How about you? Let me see. You missed some capitals. The first word of every sentence. Remember? Yes, every time. I'm sorry, but yes I'm going to mark that wrong. Yes! You need to capitalize! Where? In the first line! And you need spaces after your periods. And then the next word is capitalized. After the period. Because it's a new sentence. How are you not understanding this? Make it a capital G.
Your hero is your dady? Seriously? You don't have anyone else you can think of? Sure, fine. But it has two d's.
I know they sound the same, but cherry is with a ch and tree is with a tr. No, it's t r e e. Let me see the rest. .. Ok, not bad but work on some spelling. I know it's a hard one, but remember what we talked about with words that end in o u l d. So, it's s h o u l d. Not s h u d. And friend is another hard one. And don't forget the silent e- you're missing that a few times. Like here. It would be pronounced rop. Make the o say its name. With the silent e. No, that would be wip. You need the e. Yes! Here's a dictionary so you can check on these yourself. What? Because they're alphabetical. You turn the book to the page for that letter series. Because it's alphabetical! So for that you'd start with s, and then t, and so on and you'd find it on that page. Because it's arranged by letter! How is this complicated? Just try! This is a kid's dictionary! Yes, you'll be able to do it, and pay attention to the silent e. Because otherwise it's the wrong word! It's not strip. No! Wait, what? What are you writing, anyway?
Ok, how about you. Let's start by putting your name at the top. Yes, every time. Slowly, please, so I can read it. With an a before the e. Like I reminded you yesterday. Yes. It's your name! How are you still getting this wrong? M i c h a e l. Yes! Like we talked about yesterday! Yes, put it at the top of each page. Because you can't spell your own damn name!
F r o m. Not u. Because it's a sight word! We spent two weeks on this! Last week and the week before!
What is this? What's nachur? Oh, you mean n a t u r e? Yes, go ahead and fix that. Because it's wrong. N a t u r e. No ch. Nope. I get it, but no. Because it's wrong. Because it's wrong! It's wrong! Why are you arguing with me. It's spelled wrong! And add an a to goat. Because otherwise it's got! Does that really look right to you? Go sit in the corner. I don't know. Awhile.
You b is a d. Fix it, asshole.
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