Thursday, November 10, 2016
Drogon crosses Atlantic, engulfs Trump in flames
The wildest of Daenerys Targaryen's three dragons, Drogon, crossed the Atlantic Ocean and promptly enflamed and then disemboweled President-Elect, aka racist windbag Donald Trump late this afternoon. The ferocious dragon then de-limbed the noisy moron and flung his torso aside with indifference. Bemused onlookers eagerly captured the event on their smartphones, the videos from which quickly went viral until a few hours later when it was discovered that the FBI might have a couple emails from Anthony Weiner to Hillary Clinton's 4th cousin twice-removed, some of which contained one of the vowels also found in the word Benghazi.