No, not that one. The Philips head.
No, that's a regular screwdriver. I need the Philips head.
The bigger one.
Thanks.
Ok, now I'm gonna need the channel locks and a crescent wrench.
No, that's a needlenose. No. Yes. They are different.
No. That's a wirestripper.
Seriously? That's my crimping tool!
Haven't you ever seen a set of pliers and wrenches before? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you really not know what these things are? Dammit.
Ok, yes, but I need the larger one. The larger crescent. Crescent! It looks like a crescent! Like the moon! Have you ever seen the sky at night? Get me the goddam tool that looks like a moon wrench! Jesus Christ!!
Yes. Yes. Thank you. I'm sorry I lost my cool a little bit. Thank you for your help. I just can't reach any of this stuff from underneath here. Yes. I do appreciate your help. Yes, you're right. Uh huh. I agree.
Ok, I'm gonna need a couple of those washers as well. Yes, washers. The round metal things with the holes in the middle. No, those are nuts. Yes. Yes, they are similar. I need the flat ones. The washers. The WASHERS! WASHERS!!! JUST GIVE ME SOME GODDAM WASHERS!!!! THE FUCKING FLAT ONES!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WASHERS!!!! WASHERS!!!!!!!! WASHERRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[panting...]
Don't. Ok.. I'm sorry. Stop crying. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please stop crying. It's ok. I know you're only 4 years old. I know. Stop crying. I'm sorry. No, you don't have to help me anymore. No, it's ok. I'm sorry. Your new puppy just won't have a home to live in. Yeah. That's right. You have yourself to thank. It will be cold and lonely, and it won't have a home.
You're ready now? Ready to help? Good. Yup, me too. Yes. I want the puppy to be happy too. Yes, and warm. Yes. When it's done, this will be a nice little house for him. Yes, I'm sure he will love it. Yes. I think so too. Yes, we can even paint it. I agree, and he will have blankets and a pillow in there. Yup, lots of treats too. I think so too. He's going to love it. Once we're done. Yeah, we have two pages left in the instructions. Two.
Merry Christmas.
I still need the washers.
